the ultimate POSEUR'S accessory
for your suv bumper
If you're too poor to afford the Hummer H2 (the über status SUV or Stupid Urban Vehicle), why not show the world that you too have the potential to waste lots of money, by adding a "Mall Guard" to your ubiquitous SUV. The Euro Trash style "Mall Guard" grille is cast out of scrap metal (imported from Mexico) and comes with a standard chrome finish which will complement your Kaki Banana Republic wardrobe.
Sure to impress the Wal Mart crowd, the Mall Guard is also somewhat practical in protecting your bumper from head on collisions with runaway shopping carts.
To give your vehicle the complete look and really show off to those other wanabe independent thinking tough guy/gal SUV owners at malls, why not waste more money and buy the Tube Tail Light Guards.
The Euro Trash style Tube Tail Light Guards are constructed out of scrap metal (imported from Mexico) and comes with a standard chrome finish (but can be spayed with a can of black paint for that unpretentious tough look).