Playmate Data Sheet
Name: Howard Stern
Bust: 48DDD
Waist: 15
Hips: 30
Length: 2"
IQ: 69
Weight: 195
Birth Date: January 12, 1954
Ambitions: To be the first Jewish pope

Turn-ons: Rush Limbaugh, Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell

Turnoffs: Going to church on Sundays and fondling my plump tits

Howard Stern a long time shock jock for the christian coalition is considering giving up his daytime job, to work in the US diplomatic corps in Afganistan.


 
 
 
 
 
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