|Playmate Data Sheet|
| Name: William J. Clinton|
Weight: Approximately 220
Birth Date: August 19, 1946
Birthplace: Hope, Arkansas
| Ambitions: President (been there done that), porn star|
Turn-ons: Plump interns, cigars
Now that he is retired from being the forty-second President and disbarred from practicing law in Arkansas, William Jefferson Blythe IV (AKA Bill) is now an aspiring porn star.